Moody Old Cow Mug – Funny Gift for Grumpy Legends

Serving sass, one sip at a time. ☕🐄

Meet the Moody Old Cow mug – the perfect gift for anyone with a serious case of the Mondays (or just a naturally unimpressed face). Whether it’s your mum, your grumpy mate, or your own fabulous self, this mug brings big “don’t talk to me until I’ve had coffee” energy with a side of passive-aggressive charm.

Designed with our signature quirky flair, this high-quality ceramic mug features a gloriously grumpy cow in full moody glory – specs, scowl, scarf and all. It’s basically therapy… but cheaper.

 Why You’ll Love It:

• 🐮 Bold & hilarious design made to offend just the right people
• 🎁 Perfect gift for birthdays, coworkers, passive-aggressive in-laws
• ☕ 11oz of piping-hot sarcasm
• 💪 Dishwasher + microwave safe – because we know you CBA with handwashing
• 🖤 Printed with vivid, fade-resistant colours

 Materials:

• White ceramic
• Glossy finish
• Professionally printed, right here in the UK

Dimensions:

• 11oz capacity
• Standard mug size (approx. 9.5cm tall x 8cm diameter)

🎉 Want more cheek with your caffeine?

Pair this beauty with our “Ask Google Not Me” or “Not in the Mood-d” mugs for the full sarcastic collection. Trust us – your morning routine (and passive-aggressive kitchen aesthetic) will thank you.